Soytee is Missing in PinoyHongKong dat kom!!

Last week, I was browsing online, having a good
time inside my favorite Pinoy Hong Kong online community which is pinoyhongkong.com


Things were doing great in my job, while I do have the luxury to make some fun time online, I had this bossy boss, who from time to time send me odd jobs. Forget about him, cause this is not about him anyway.

It's about my favorite site pinoyhongkong.com
Do I sound like a broken record to you???

bwa ha haaai!


One lazy afternoon, while having this kulitan (don't
know the English word for this dude!) like we always do
to kill the boredness and sleepy ambience here, the PHK
big boss or shall we call big brother TC posted a new topic and it's
called "Uncovering the Soytee Mystery" Owmaygosh!

This the exact situation I'm afraid of. At first, I was relaxed,
took it easy and rode with the flow. (what kind of
sentence was that??...tsk tsk, I hope you comprehend)

Bakit pa kasi nauso blog, tapos English pa!! Hmmmp!

Back to topic.

You see, I am boytisoy also known as Soytee. I am nobody
and there, I am superstar (talaga lang ha! they said so, not me),
so you're actually reading the blog of a superstar right on this
very moment. Kapal noh???

I was freakin' nervous, I know, they will soon find out who am I and
my real identity which I've been hiding for almost a year now.

That one post will surely end my superstar career. I can't complain though.

But what they really don't know is that I am totally introvert, loser,
chizzin' ugly, pathetic dude, outcast in the real world of final fantasy (hanep, nalito aku dun??)
I can only wish I'm not.

I found my home in PHK. I can be the other person I wanna be.
I could laugh out loud. I could shout and I could somehow say
hi to girls and poke them with my toothy killer smile. Ano daw??
There I could be super duper happy and uber gay just like Badaffy
(the vampire slayer??) Badongskie........high Neilskie pogi :)


Finally, they let cat in the hat out of the bag or should I say
they let the dogs out! ooh ah! ah! Who let the dogs out! ooh! ah! ah!
idol, don't laugh :(

Anyway, to make this history short, I was exposed.
I mean me, myself and jaws ko daaahaay.....duh!.

But in the end, I hope they still didn't find out my real identity.
I'm not sure. The admin can trace my what they call IP address
or something. Whatever. Anways, it's just a fantasy ow oh wooh!

For days, I didn't come back there. I tried hard, even though my
hands are shaking not to click that bookmarked site everytime I
luached my Internet Explorer.

By the highway, salamat KK for the cool "Missing Soytee" poster.
It's hot. (cool na! hot pa! ano ba talaga fafa??)

I'm sure they're all missing me. I am 100 percent sure of that!

Why?

I peeped! I am a peeping soytee. Bad yan dong!

bwahahai :)



Seriously (bagay bang serious? hak hak!)
I want to remain a mystery, forever.

But I failed.

I should be Soytee Mysteree just like Mystica Michelle
who is also a PHKer on and off.


ah.....

I'm not going back, but...

I can't resist temptation!!! grrr..PHK, layuan mo akow!

This is Soytee alyas boytisoy signing off


oops!
Should I come back again and bring back the good times?
See you when i see you.


oooops!
What do you guys think?
Enewe, I would like to thank Furenaria Paz for my hair and makeup,
Eloys Used Clothing, as usual, for my outfit today.
OK bye.


ooooooooops I did it again!
You know..... lately I have had my strangest feeling....I'm
going back someday, come what may on blue baaaaa yu!
I mean bye 2 you na! Grover na yan!

last na ooooooooooooooops! promise. cross my heart and soul
Silip na muna uli akow! high boys! ........and gurls!