Soytee was robbed!!!! as the Sexiest Man Alive!Tsk Tsk!

Just got a news that Matt was chosen by People Magazine as the Sexiest Man Alive!!! Soytee was robbed! I can't believe it!!!



But the story is different in pinoyhongkong forum
I am the one! haha haaai!

Soytee is Missing in PinoyHongKong dat kom!!

Last week, I was browsing online, having a good
time inside my favorite Pinoy Hong Kong online community which is pinoyhongkong.com


Things were doing great in my job, while I do have the luxury to make some fun time online, I had this bossy boss, who from time to time send me odd jobs. Forget about him, cause this is not about him anyway.

It's about my favorite site pinoyhongkong.com
Do I sound like a broken record to you???

bwa ha haaai!


One lazy afternoon, while having this kulitan (don't
know the English word for this dude!) like we always do
to kill the boredness and sleepy ambience here, the PHK
big boss or shall we call big brother TC posted a new topic and it's
called "Uncovering the Soytee Mystery" Owmaygosh!

This the exact situation I'm afraid of. At first, I was relaxed,
took it easy and rode with the flow. (what kind of
sentence was that??...tsk tsk, I hope you comprehend)

Bakit pa kasi nauso blog, tapos English pa!! Hmmmp!

Back to topic.

You see, I am boytisoy also known as Soytee. I am nobody
and there, I am superstar (talaga lang ha! they said so, not me),
so you're actually reading the blog of a superstar right on this
very moment. Kapal noh???

I was freakin' nervous, I know, they will soon find out who am I and
my real identity which I've been hiding for almost a year now.

That one post will surely end my superstar career. I can't complain though.

But what they really don't know is that I am totally introvert, loser,
chizzin' ugly, pathetic dude, outcast in the real world of final fantasy (hanep, nalito aku dun??)
I can only wish I'm not.

I found my home in PHK. I can be the other person I wanna be.
I could laugh out loud. I could shout and I could somehow say
hi to girls and poke them with my toothy killer smile. Ano daw??
There I could be super duper happy and uber gay just like Badaffy
(the vampire slayer??) Badongskie........high Neilskie pogi :)


Finally, they let cat in the hat out of the bag or should I say
they let the dogs out! ooh ah! ah! Who let the dogs out! ooh! ah! ah!
idol, don't laugh :(

Anyway, to make this history short, I was exposed.
I mean me, myself and jaws ko daaahaay.....duh!.

But in the end, I hope they still didn't find out my real identity.
I'm not sure. The admin can trace my what they call IP address
or something. Whatever. Anways, it's just a fantasy ow oh wooh!

For days, I didn't come back there. I tried hard, even though my
hands are shaking not to click that bookmarked site everytime I
luached my Internet Explorer.

By the highway, salamat KK for the cool "Missing Soytee" poster.
It's hot. (cool na! hot pa! ano ba talaga fafa??)

I'm sure they're all missing me. I am 100 percent sure of that!

Why?

I peeped! I am a peeping soytee. Bad yan dong!

bwahahai :)



Seriously (bagay bang serious? hak hak!)
I want to remain a mystery, forever.

But I failed.

I should be Soytee Mysteree just like Mystica Michelle
who is also a PHKer on and off.


ah.....

I'm not going back, but...

I can't resist temptation!!! grrr..PHK, layuan mo akow!

This is Soytee alyas boytisoy signing off


oops!
Should I come back again and bring back the good times?
See you when i see you.


oooops!
What do you guys think?
Enewe, I would like to thank Furenaria Paz for my hair and makeup,
Eloys Used Clothing, as usual, for my outfit today.
OK bye.


ooooooooops I did it again!
You know..... lately I have had my strangest feeling....I'm
going back someday, come what may on blue baaaaa yu!
I mean bye 2 you na! Grover na yan!

last na ooooooooooooooops! promise. cross my heart and soul
Silip na muna uli akow! high boys! ........and gurls!

I Won the Lottery!!!! Owmaygash!!

I won! I won! 3.5 million Hong Kong Dollars damn!
Guys, this isn't came from a Nigerian spam email which we
receive daily.

I can't believe I'll have this money now. Just yesterday, after
left the office, I passed by the Hong Kong Jockey Club, and bought
a Mark Six computer pick bet worth HKS20. Owmaygash, I'm glad I did it!!

Trivia:
Mark Six is a lottery in Hong Kong and draws every Tues. Wed and
Saturdays.

Mark Six is a lottery style game where players guess what numbers will be drawn out of a lottery machine. The lottery machine is a transparent plastic sphere which contains colored balls numbered 1 to 49. The sphere is rotated to provide randomization in the drawing process.

Players choose six numbers out of a possible 49. Each selection of the numbers costs 5 HKD and is one selection of the results of the lottery draw. In the draw, 7 numbers are drawn. The first six numbers drawn are called the "drawn numbers". The last one drawn is called the "extra number"

I'm counting my money and thinking of what to do in the next 7 days.
I can't make up my mind which place in Philippines would I retire.
Zambales? where my hometown is, where my payrents
and relaytives are waiting for me for so long, or in Cebu, my dream
vacation spot? Haai nakoow! ganito pala feeling :)

Here's my plan.

Today, I will a make resignation letter "effective today" and
hand it to my bossy boss. I hate him for being bossy.

I will buy tickets for two to Australia and America. Sino kaya
sasama kow? Hmmm.

After that, I will call my best friend and have a dinner buffet in
Hopewell Center in Wanchai, then we'll get drunk (and hopefully get
laid....) in Lan Kwai Fong tonight.

I will make a list of friends here whom I will give
some cash as balato syiempre. I will announce to my favorite
forum PinoyHongKong my farewell EB party too.
So if you're reading this, hope you will post your reply here,
so I won't forget you. You know, I'm a big time now.

Tomorrow, I will buy all the stuff I want like 42" Full HD TV
Sony Bavia, plus Playstation 3, notebook, a simple red Honda
Jazz, a simple video camera and a new Nokia phone, yung
latest, para asteeg. Finally, I will throw away my Nokia 3210.
If you want it, tell me.




haaai, yaaay...yai!!!



Ouch (aray kow!*%$#@ ) . I fell out of bed.

Syet. I was dreaming.

Owmaygash. Back to bed and continue my dream.

Tokwa naman!!!!

I'm a PinoyHongKong.com Forum Addict!!!

Never in my life that I spend so much time in an online forum.
The site called PinoyHongkong.com is now getting bigger, and
more members are hanging out from time to time, including me.

Yes. I'm now a certified PHK addict! he hehe hek!!! :)

Yesterday, I made my first 1000 posts, and I did it finally, after
more than a day of waiting.

My only regret that day, is that a special friend called reddelicious
bid her farewell too, and my 1000th post was a reply on her goodbye.





Sad. :(

Life must go on. Happy posting everyone!!!

My First Post

Hello world!!!

Finally, I'm able to start what I've been planning to for a long time.
A friend of mine in one online discussion forum brought me to this,
so I should say thanks to him later. Anyway, I'll let him know and
the rest of the gang about this.

So what this blog all about? To be honest, I haven't made up my
mind yet. I could blog about anything under the sun or maybe
anything under the moon. Dear me, I'm losing my senses now.
Maybe, journal of my life in Hong Kong or something. Argh! we'll
get to this issue later.

Anyway, since this is my first post, I would like to thank you for
taking time to read this, and I do apologize if you find this
nonsense . I do.

That's it. Nothing special.

Hello to my PHK friends, especially to Kristine :)